so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
"@Ashton5SOS: Every single one of you, are extremely important, to more people than you think"
i was babysitting a five year old girl and I was reading her a bedtime story about astronauts. Halfway through, she interrupted me and points at the drawing on the page - a bunch of boys in a space ship. She then preceded to say, “Did you know this is wrong? Girls can be astronauts too, not just boys. That’s kinda mean.”
And in that moment, a five year old restored my faith in humanity.
Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”
this is like 90% of how I communicate with my best friend
who the fuck brought this back
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
"boobs were made for men not for feeding babies!!!!!!!!!! stop using boobs for anything other than pleasing us!!!"
How can someone be so fucking stupid
Because it’s not like mammary glands could be there for a reason!
Gettin’ real tired of yo’ shit society